zoomie zoomie

same as above, only when the loser drinks you sing "well he sucks and he fucks and he knows that he loves it so drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink!

zoomie zoomie

by Juliab216 October 19, 2008

ZOOM TUBE

An instrument used for smoking marijuanna. A tubular shaped pipe opened on both ends with the bowl located near the far end on top. Also know as a steam roller.

Dude, this zoom tube hits fat.

by Geoff Dietz August 21, 2006

Zoomer Trader

A Youtuber with a growing following whose content relies on making normies seethe and cope.

Person 1: “Have you heard of Zoomer Trader?”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s an incel”
Person 1: “It’s so over”

by Kali-47 April 8, 2023

zooky zooky

totally cool, amazing or good.

dood, look at the boy over there he's totally zooky zooky!

by mcammi March 29, 2008

Zoombie

Someone who spends most of their waking hours on Zoom: meetings with bosses, colleagues, subordinates, friends, children and parents, church members, and third parties.

Since the lockdowns, mental hospitals worldwide have raised the alarm to the authorities that hundreds of zoombies came in with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their demonic torments.

by MathPlus April 1, 2021

zoom tard

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

by Barmann October 18, 2006

Zoom Keeper

During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!

Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!

by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2020