Zachary James Stevens

The best cornerback in the game. Balls all day errday. Also known as foshizzle. Has the best hands in town and is the coolest kid around. Kills it at soccer and can cross anybody up.

That kid is so Zachary James Stevens, I wish I were him !

by NotJack1235 March 09, 2014

Ed Zachary Disease

When someone's face looks Ed Zachary like their ass.

Once, an ugly girl that was making a pass at me described that she wasn't feeling very well.
I said, "Well, if I were a doctor, I think I might diagnose you with Ed Zachary Disease."
She asked what it was and I said, "When your face look Ed Zachary like yo ass."
She wasn't amused.

by Roy L'Ourtiere July 19, 2006

Zachary James Laidlaw

An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.

Hey look, it's Zachary James Laidlaw, we should leave before we die in his cologne.

by urwerstenemy January 26, 2015

Zachary Vance Hlavac

a star in the making!

Damn! Did you see that Zachary Vance Hlavac walking down the street!? He's hittin' it!

by Fiercee#1 April 06, 2009

Zachary Gary Goldberg

The smallest pen in the world belongs to thin very boy, he likes men and pinches little boys

person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching

Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*

by Pootoshj May 02, 2022

Zachary Joseph James

A really hot 🥵 juicy scrumptious little boy with big jooblie doobies that make your mouth drool with cream.

His gorgeous blue eyes make you want to see his rim 🤩🤩🤩 not that I haven't seen it already ;)

Big dong splurging from his pants makes you want to squeal and jump up and down on the big girthy thing

teacher 1: Wow look at him 🥵
Teacher 2: That's Zachary Joseph James🥵

by The Lean Green Bean March 03, 2022

zachary raza

A really annoying and unfunny person who cares about no one else but himself.
The only thing he likes doing is putting people down.

Grrr I hate this guy he’s such a Zachary Raza bro

by Ehyswggwgysyavsywgsjdjidy November 26, 2021