by LesterTheMolester April 22, 2009
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Get the zangleberries mug.The Zaand (short for Zaaaaaaaaand-9 a's) is the being produced after extensive amounts of boredom inside one's mind, that can become a split-personality. There is a physical being known as The Zaand (or Da Zaand) known to be somewhere in the UK. The split-personalities are known to resemble it.
Jack: Ever since that day at school when we had the 6 hour assembly because of the fire alarm, I've been feeling different during certain random times.
Sam: Your mind might have produced a Zaand.
Sam: Your mind might have produced a Zaand.
by Zaand August 6, 2010
Get the Zaand mug.Usually someone who exudes awesomeness, and makes it hard for women around him to keep their hands to themselves. A zangl is someone you always want around. They are funny, smart and loyal to only the closest of friends. Most women who meet a zangl find it hard not to want to get in bed with him. A zangl has a silver tongue and will use it to great length even without you knowing. Most zangl's have an extremely large and thick penis.
woman 1: Did you meet zangl at the club?
woman 2: Oh yea! The next morning i was exhausted and forgot how to talk!
woman 2: Oh yea! The next morning i was exhausted and forgot how to talk!
by DaYouGaFinMe December 6, 2011
Get the zangl mug.The most badass motherfucker that came from China. Rare as shit. Don't mess with a Zhangshu they know everything form kungFu to parkour. E.g.
A:"Hey did you see that new kid in school"
B:"Yeah i heard his name was Zhangshu"
A:"Lets go steal his noodles"
B:"I wouldn't if I were you apparently he's already battered that 7ft beast in the other year."
B:"Yeah i heard his name was Zhangshu"
A:"Lets go steal his noodles"
B:"I wouldn't if I were you apparently he's already battered that 7ft beast in the other year."
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