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Yawn Bitch

An insult meant to be short "for get on with your self bitch"
Friend : I'll give you 30 bucks for your phone.
You: Yawn bitch!
by Reese'spieces August 21, 2016
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Brotherhood of the Yawn

(B.O.T.Y.) A brotherhood of Christian apologists has perfected the art of sabotaging livestreams by being so boring, they could put caffeine to sleep. Their secret weapon? Monotone speech so slow it makes glaciers look impatient. Add in repeated requests for the host to repeat themselves (for reasons only they understand) and a mastery of dodging direct questions like they’re playing theological dodgeball. It's not just a conversation; it’s an endurance test for your attention span!
Last night’s livestream was hijacked by the Brotherhood of the Yawn—a group so monotonous and evasive, they managed to turn a lively debate into a cure for insomnia.

As a member of the Brotherhood of the Yawn, I consider myself to be a S'idacmacbifttoj

I stayed up for last night’s livestream, but then the Brotherhood of the Yawn took over—now I’ve slept 18 hours and my phone battery’s dead from buffering.
by Spade. November 29, 2024
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yawn

you did this searching it up
yawn
by Lyrosity September 16, 2022
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Corn your yawn

to insert a penis into someone’s mouth as they are yawning
I’m gonna corn your yawn
by Misterba5s June 27, 2021
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yawn bug

An airborne virus causing everybody in contact to yawn.
“The yawn bug is real bad today.”
by hypedaboutlife May 13, 2019
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technocolored yawn

TECH-NO-COL-OR-ED YAW-NN;

VERB

1. The result of regurgitating skittles after drinking too much tequila.

2. The art of retasting the rainbow, skittles.
" Damn babe, that was a narley looking technocolored yawn! I loved the color separation."
by boogeyman and janedoe18 September 5, 2023
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Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.
Your jaw looks so fine, have you been yawn maxing?
by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024
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