Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

writer

A graffiti artist; practitioner of the art of graffit.

TFS is a writer in the San Fernando Valley area.

by TFS August 18, 2005

Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".

I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 26, 2008

Dark Vamp Writer

A vamp author that has been writing erotic vampire stories since she was 16. Her best damn work is No Such Things As Vampires and she is circulating more work on the internet.

Dark Vamp Writer's stories made me cream my pants

by Crissy Snow November 3, 2007

writing an essay

an excuse commonly used (esp. by males) to justify locking ones self in a room (often bedroom) for the purpose of fulfilling ones daily masturbational quota/to listen to speed garage.

"right then, im off to write an essay."

by Rib March 30, 2004

written

used to describe rhymes that have been written beforehand

yo, i cant do freestyle, but i come wit the written.

by da madd scientist October 1, 2003