Cocaine hose

A female places powdered donuts in anus and farts out the sugar

Give me a cocaine hose, i want some sugar.

by J Treezy June 9, 2011

Fire Hosed

When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.

Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.

by Batman Aaron July 14, 2018

hose bag

"some that has sex for money or someone that has sex a lot"

"Man, I stuck my hose in her bag the other day"

by sexylady February 24, 2005

get the hose

In the event that u see monkeys or other asorted animals engaging in harcore action and its to hard to bare..... get the hose

oh shit those monkeys are at it again.... get the damn hose

by bill May 13, 2005

hose monster

A mildly attractive and insecure male or female who aggressively sucks penis in order to maintain sexual and social relationships. Hose monsters suck dick because they feel as if they have to, and becoming a hose monster is typically a result of sexual abuse during adolescence.

Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR

Hey man, do you remember your old girl from college? She wasn't that great looking, but couldn't get enough semen! Sure is nice to have a hose monster around every now and then. Once, that hose monster sucked me off 3 times in the same day dude. Shit bro, sorry I never told you.....

by Richard Hatless June 13, 2008

Hose Queen

A woman who loves to give blow jobs.

Krista is a hose queen, she is always blowing a different guy at the Teke house.

by MG303 January 25, 2020

hose rice

An event which an Australian bets on; an Australian horse race.

While in Sydney, I went to a hose rice and won money betting on the winning horse.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018