Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018

Wind-browned

When the skin is in contact with the wind long enough to cause a temporary color change to brown.

His face was wind-browned in a matter of days after he took the job.

by Canniblcupcak June 10, 2018

Wind Gap

Boring, Shitty town. Don't even both come here

Wind Gap

by Goats and cows February 20, 2018

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

Wind Arbine

A clean, renewable source of hot air.

The majestic wind arbines turned lazily in the distance.

by Carpy6969 August 24, 2018

Wind ya neck in

Some bs Amy says when she wants someone to pipe down

J: you like it up the bum don’t you xx
A: wind ya neck in

by Native_Foreigner December 11, 2018

Wind Vane

A figure that spins and tells you the direction of the wind itself. Like nigerian dicks attached on top of a fucking pole.

The retardation of wind vanes

by Dicks,wind,dicks,wind.dicks May 23, 2019