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Willowing

To hump/fuck the shit out of something in a furious manner.
Originally sighted whilst observing the family K9 "Williow" the shit out of it's friend humpy bear, however living creatures can also be "Willowed".
bro, call your f***** dog, it's willowing my leg.
by Ron Scott March 18, 2009
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Willow Tree

When the pubes of a man are long enough to cover in an umbrella shape around of the head of the penis.
You should shave your shaft know one wants to handle a Willow Tree unless they want to floss at the same time.
by cigar burned puppy January 2, 2011
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Willows effect

like the lynx effect but a thousand times stronger. One problem you don't score, or at worst mucked around to the point of heart brake.
(helps if you look like a Danish porn star)
girl of dreams pisses of to France then scores. This leading to big trough in the mental mood sine wave
by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005
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Willow

A super cool girl who's personality is worth more than her looks..she might not have the fattest ass but she sure does have the fattest heart to share all the love
"That girl has no ass"
"Oh trust me that's a Willow but maybe if you'd get to know her you wouldn't have to worry about her ass"
by AriesSzn♈ October 15, 2019
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Pussy Willow

A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.
(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.

(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!

Can also be used in the past tense as a name:

Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
by Mo Mo Morin February 17, 2009
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Willow

by Penguin51 November 7, 2019
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Willmo

Willmo is usually a nickname for a male called William or with the surname Williams. They think its cool but it most certainly is not. Usually from Birmingham.
by Faceless One December 20, 2004
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