The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.
Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012
Get the Bearded Ponymug. Any sized group of bearded men. Refers to the tight knit nature of the bearded lifestyle and their immediate sense of being brothers.
Two bearded gentlemen cross paths on the sidewalk, immediately sense the brotherhood of beards and nod as they pass.
by Bearded Rhino April 16, 2015
Get the Brotherhood of Beardsmug. by Thehomoloco February 24, 2015
Get the double beardmug. The extra leg hair (typically found on males) found beneath the knee that is thicker and sometimes darker than the rest of the leg hair. Knee-beards do not extend into the shin or move up from the top of the knee.
by hoboace February 17, 2008
Get the Knee-Beardmug. The beard men grow, usually involuntarily, while studying for the Bar Exam because they're too stressed/distracted/busy to shave.
"What's up with the facial hair on Carlos?"
"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."
"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."
"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."
"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."
by GrampyMcGillicuddy August 3, 2009
Get the Bar beardmug. i pulled her panties aside with my nose only to find a bearded kebab instead of a well trimed bike rack
by terry the word smith September 20, 2003
Get the bearded kebabmug. A reverse beard occurs when a woman with an out of bounds muff sits on a man’s (or woman’s) face reverse cowgirl style. A person is more likely to be the victim of a reverse beard during the cold winter months, or when spontaneously hooking up with a partner who has been on a sexual sabbatical.
Yo, Stacy's bush is so grown out you could braid that shit. When we sixty-nined I had the reverse beard in full effect.
by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011
Get the Reverse Beardmug.