waldo

THE UNFINDABLE.
NO-ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO FIND HIM SINCE 1987.
WHERES WALDO? NOONE KNOWS. HERES A QUESTION
HOWS WALDO?
WHERES... WALDO?

guy 1: yo wheres waldo?

guy 2: idk hes missing since 1987

by ur legal step-father May 21, 2024

Waldo

A nick name for your chrush who your dululu about

Real Quote: Are they Waldos?

by daily daughter July 10, 2024

waldorf

sexy boi

i lub youh waldorf

nah pu

i fuque wif chipotle heavyyy

by ur_scrt_admirer May 29, 2025

Waldo

An adjective used to describe a brother who is inferior to his younger brothers, usually in reference to sports. A 'Waldo' is usually a toxic and mean person who curses and takes his anger out on others due to his inferiority. Known to follow leaders around and bum lick them, many times referred to as a sheeple.

Man 1: "That guy is such a waldo"
Man 2: "I know he always follows around the captain"

by TheInferiousWaldo December 16, 2025

young waldo

A player that leaves girls asking themselves "where's Waldo?" When he's already with another girl.

(His naive ex): where's waldo?
(Homeboy) Young Waldo? That player is going with your best friend now.

by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast April 25, 2014

Milkgie Waldo

A guy who looks like Waldo - loves to drink milk and is addicted to maggie. Funky at all times.

He's a Milkgie Waldo, always drinking milk and eating maggie!

by Katy Platypus July 31, 2017

no waldo

Whenever you are making questionable decisions, but you are not trying to hide it, so your homies shouldn't worry.

Sometimes it's healthy to drink alone, no waldo.

by jomiye September 22, 2018