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vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works
i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig
by Captain Pumperloaf March 24, 2009
mugGet the vag-rigmug.

vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair
Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”
by Thid November 27, 2017
mugGet the vag baldmug.

Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.
Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"
by That odd chick April 20, 2014
mugGet the Vag-a-loonmug.

Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.
Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.
by Rated PG August 24, 2019
mugGet the Vag Taxmug.

vag in hand

a teen girl that is dating and teenaged boy that is much younger then her (3-4 years) she is ussually easy or desperate
i heard sarah and her 14 year old boyfriend broke up, because his friends were teasing him. But he had perfect vag in hand
by ash_xo_ox July 11, 2011
mugGet the vag in handmug.

Vag Cav

This was improperly posted as an abbreviation or other reference to "vaginal Canal" This is wrong, like duh. VAG CAV = VAGINAL CAVITY!!!
The Gino looked into her VAG CAV and then he fingered it to check the goo. LOL
by VAG CAV MASTER September 29, 2019
mugGet the Vag Cavmug.

vag-fi

A built-in feature of vaginas. Causes the vaginas of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.
Guy1: Well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
Guy2: No way, so did mine! They hang out a lot, right?
Guy1: Yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.
by Pterodactyl Lover October 7, 2010
mugGet the vag-fimug.

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