When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.
by THX1180 December 03, 2023
by GruesomeKnight February 16, 2017
Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.
John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.
Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
by prathabeast April 23, 2022
by cd13baseball fan July 09, 2013
When an individual is answering a question, and provides numerous additional pieces of information that are completely irrelevant to the answer you are asking for. Typically you will need to ask this dumb fool the question again, in a simpler fashion, to get a clear answer.
“Which time will you be arriving?“
“Well, I just have to do some laundry. Then I’ll go to the grocery store...I ran out of toilet paper...” Etc.
A Useless Exchange Of Information has just taken place.
“Well, I just have to do some laundry. Then I’ll go to the grocery store...I ran out of toilet paper...” Etc.
A Useless Exchange Of Information has just taken place.
by UsefulTerms December 25, 2019
A disease a person has where they are deemed 100% useless, and cannot function in any career or social setting and are sans skills for pretty much anything.
"I was told about hald a dozen times how to open the screen door, and my boss still had to come open promptly.
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"
by djtc October 17, 2020
Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.
Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
by Joocy gainz February 23, 2021