Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020

Useless

Anyone or anything that has no purpose, or is unhelpful in virtually every situation.

Sakura can’t help with anything, she’s useless.

by Hoppertron1 February 18, 2021

Useless

Someone who’s Never Excelled In Life

That fat blob useless

by Tino1111 September 24, 2025

Useless

It's when you don't feel wanted in life or no one wants to hang out with you.

She is so useless most of the times.
I'm useless to everyone around here

by Can't hang out March 16, 2017

Useless

this post

fidget spinners are useless

by a random account December 29, 2020

most useless

An adjetive for the object in a group that has the fewest or no use

Tom : Billy is the most useless person ever, he thinks everything is a jojo reference.
Billy : no u :)

by GoldenOrb September 18, 2022

Uselessness

Eskom the true definition of useless gives us tips on how to save electricity when we don't have any

The uselessness of eskom is legendary

by Blackheart191829 January 24, 2023