Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

TYSEAN

LOVES FORTNITE CUZ DALLEN IS PLAYING IT AND HE LOVES RAVEN

TYSEAN HAS A BIG ASS DICK LIKE HE KNOCKED MY ANKLES LOOSE

by JAKEHAHA July 6, 2018

tyson

sexiest god damn chick on the earth.
extremly hard to find.
large boobs and nice ass.

dude1 "omg look at that chick she is so sexy!"
dude2 "she must be a tyson"
dude1 "sexiest girl i have ever seen!"
dude2 "chyeah!"

by babe-chick August 23, 2008

Tyson

A big ass fagot who is really gay by heart and wants to blow all the men in his area. Me

Yo you see Tyson he is so him

by Aidanflain January 28, 2018

tysonated

The form or art of having a limb/part of your body taken off in an extremely insane and/or violent nature. Coined by Mike Tyson.

"Why are you biting my leg for?" "Consider yourself tysonated."

"He walked into the Cannibal's Annual Meeting and came out extrememly tysonated."

"Mike Tyson once tysonated me in a men's bathroom. He made me tip him."

by Stephen Monroe July 4, 2008

tyson doolan

An Absolute Fuckwit, ugliest cunt going around

That Blokes a Tyson Doolan

by Kingbeans October 26, 2014

Tyson Eno

Best Teacher to ever walk the Earth

Tyson Eno is a god

by TurtleJim May 6, 2022