twisted rake

When a woman's legs are wrapped (facing up) around a man's crotchal region, but her upper body is turned so that she scrapes the carpet with her teeth.

Man 1: I used a variation of the twisted rake on her where she was raking her drunk friend's carpet. Then she raked her drunk friend's anus, and thus, the moonraker was born.

Man 2: I have no response for that.

by Stu6969 May 2, 2014

portuguese twist

after a sexual you pull out the wet penis and wring it out, similar to a wet towell

After I fucked Amanda, she gave me a Portuguese twist to help clean me out.

by Ron Carter May 23, 2016

Twisted Trepidations

A series of psychological terror, usually from trauma, dreams, fear of something false, non existing, or a moment that hasn't happened yet. Stops a normal person from participating in their activities, or loss in interest. Leading to different behavior, and loss from reality. Drives people insane.

Employee:" Mr. Prean, wont be joining us today".

Boss:"He sick?"

Employee:" Twisted Trepidations got him awake all night, he didnt look good or himself this morning, he went home."

by Hydrogen peroxide April 29, 2019

viper twist

to grab pull and twist ones penis

James: get viper twisted you typo

by gay gypo November 27, 2019

Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.

Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.

by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020

Twist Ass

1) A person who is a combination of incredibly pretentious and endlessly obnoxious
2) Some one who rubs you the wrong way

Dude, Max wouldn't stop talking about how he can't wait to move into his dorm and Yale.
Thats annoying
Yeah, and he was doing his rich guy laugh
Ah man what a twist ass

by quitecontent October 7, 2015

Twist Job

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.

Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.

Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018