twistedsymphony

when your mind is so fucked up that you get addicted to offroading and internet forums.

He was cool in high school but upon graduation, he turned into a twistedsymphony.

by legendary_trash_picker December 3, 2006

Twisted Horny Bastard

Usually used to describe a few select species who believe that the world is playing field in which they judge and umpire. Perverted, twisted and downright stupid. This mother fuckers have half the mind of a peanut and like to masturbate in public. Usually go by the name Beau, Joshua, Bitch Ass Dolt or Schizophrenic Asshole. These twisted dickheads also like to prey on innocent people, take pictures in the nude with just a small jocks displaying their little cock hidden behind a football. Nice technique mate. Usually ugly, both physically and mentally.

wow... have you met Josh before? He is the epitome of a twisted horny bastard

by Turn of event August 10, 2016

Twasted

To be strange, weird, spasticated, or well done in.

You're well twasted, you are.

by Dommo September 21, 2005

twasted

the combination of both twat and bastard. used as a convienient and somewhat funny alternative to swearing.

you are a twasted.

by simon ellis September 21, 2005

twisted-flip

The twisted flip is a body varial in the opposite direction to the spin of the board.

twisted-flip: a varial heelflip or varial kickflip

by Leonor December 15, 2008

Twisted0100

Twisted0100 is a Pr0 N00B at Fable II. Him and Lou both get owned and are the worst. Benjeh the Dog is FTW.

Twisted0100: Omg Lou.. I just died.. again..

by Ryan1n2n3n4n May 23, 2009

twisted feltch

It's like a regular feltch, but with a crazy straw instead.

During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.

by Wisest Unicorn March 4, 2010