Turtelina

It is a small turtle in the northwest corner of Ct. It is known for it's unusually large ass, especially since the turtle itself is so small. Sort of an oxymoron.

Turtelina is therefore used to refer to small (usually white) girls with large asses.

"Wow that chic is such a turtelina, her booty is bigger than Madea's!"

"Hey your girlfriend has it going on, she is all booty, what a turtelina!"

by tzbsugaree June 18, 2009

turtlehog

a shelless turtle

the man made a turtle a turtlehog

by gibbbbbbyyyyy December 23, 2010

Turtleneck Buddies

Friends who are uncircumcised and are aware of the fact.

"Those guys are way too open with each other. They're turtleneck buddies."

by clyde1the2ghost November 19, 2012

Turtlenecky

When you're wearing a shirt that really gets uncomfortably close to your neck.

"This shirt is a little turtlenecky today, it's given me the chokes!"

by 2012brf March 5, 2013

turtlebanging

Two fat slobs taking turns pounding in each others asses. Or a professor who sticks his finger in a turtles ass to demonstrate evolution.

Ow my back hurts from all the turtlebanging I did last night!

by bitchslap102 April 7, 2015

turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater

"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"

by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015

turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus July 19, 2016