turkey bag

A bag used to store weed. It keeps the sweet smell of maryjane inside the plastic.

"Where's that hydro at?"
"Its in the turkey bag."

by chipi June 16, 2006

last turkey in the shop

Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.

An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"

by Lauren-Marie October 18, 2008

turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with

"What a turkey basting whore"

by tricia November 23, 2004

turkey stern

the process of making a sandwhich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)

My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.

by Yannie December 13, 2008

jive turkey,

70s slang, synonomous with "chump". Popularized by urban phonics of the 70s. Also a popular name for softball team in Yonkers

As in "Honkey, sucka, jive turkey, Motha F'er"

by Spladow February 24, 2007

catching the crazy turkey

If you don't know then its too wild for you. Gobble gobble baby. Starts with a wild turkey and then ends with sex in a bed. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken, I don't know.

Me and my girl were catching the crazy turkey last night.

by Shakoom December 13, 2014

Turkey Swamp

Rock n' roll band founded by musicians from Freehold, New Jersey. Songs include Flat Footed Rock N' Roller, Stork, Swamp Blues, Canoeing, Reenactor, Makin' Naked Love Blues, Evelyn, The Dirty Water Serpents.

Turkey Swamp is synonymous with Trash rock, dirt rock, mud rock, skronk rock, rock. Minimalistic, blues-oriented, fall-apart rock. Crazy Horse, The Attractions, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead.

by Say Hey Willie! February 6, 2010