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Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.
Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.
by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020
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Potty Thinker

A person who comes up with the best ideas when he is in his potty putting shit.
John is a real potty thinker.
by *J()3* January 5, 2008
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Tweeny Tinker

Someone with a abnormally small and deformed penis due to extreme amounts of masturbation.
Patrick was nicknamed the tweeny tinker after an emabrassing games lesson when he ran around naked. 2 inches and the shape of a hammer the tween winker Patrick never got any action.
by Tinky Winky Patrick April 22, 2009
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Winkle Tinker

1. A long, tube like-schlong used to fuck females.

2. Dick.

3. A mans pipe-line service.

4. An object protruding from a leprechaun's groin.

5. The Battle Driver.
1. "She gasps every time I stuck her with my winkle tinker."

2. She yelled "Oh daddy!" when I slid my winkle tinker inside her.

3. "Dig deeper Mr. Winkle Tinker!"

4. As seen in GTA 4 at the leprechaun cornerstore called the "Leprechaun's Winkletinker"
by Willie Fhisther July 7, 2011
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Inventory thinker

Someone who gets off on conformity.
Inventory thinker: "Because my co-worker slept with her boss to earn a pay raise, I should do the same"

Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."

Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"
by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013
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tinker

Penis; an mild, harmless slang term often said regarding prepubescent boys, but sometimes used concerning older males, too. Heard in communities somewhat inland of and along the upper Texas coast in the 1970's.
Keith is going to teach us how to play with our tinkers after school tomorrow!
by Phillip Alan March 21, 2007
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Tinker

Put your tinker on when merging in to the other lane.
by spolonder October 28, 2004
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