tryptonaut

anyone interested in altered states of consciousness.

Alex: He smokes weed, does the mushrooms, and has his own drug dictionary.
Kris: Matt's a tryptonaut, dewd.

by Trippinballzz January 22, 2011

Tryouts

Relating to the word 'varsity,' tryouts is when a girl who has had sex, will take a guy's virginity to see if he made varsity, JV, or freshman.

Girl: "I wonder if Aaron is good at sex."

Other Girl: "I don't know, we'll just have bring him to tryouts and see."

by Skim Piff December 21, 2013

El Trapo

When a female sexual partner of the past says the baby is yours, when it isn't.
Could also be when a female sexual partner says that she's on birth control and isn't. She may also do things like leg locking, forcing you to not pull out.
Term is used in context with "crazy bitches". Get away immediately if you suspect "el trapo".

Man #1: "yo dude I can't believe the kids mine. I swear it happened only 8 months ago."
Man #2: "sounds like el trapo to me man, get that shit tested."

by Grazes September 24, 2014

tripod

The sexual position when a man turns his bitch upside down (headstand) and separates her legs ( resembling a camera tripod), then proceeds to eat her out, as she gives him head.

That stank ho got tripoded.

by MMoney January 10, 2005

Trypophilism

A metareligion.

I did not know my self until I embraced trypophilism.

by LoisPrimpthy April 3, 2023

Trypophobia

Fear of the new Iphone 11

Hey I bought you the new Iphone.

Get that shit out of my way. I have Trypophobia

by jojodoesntfly September 13, 2019

tripod

Usually performed by a Persian man w/ a well endowed NOSE. This procedure is performed on a woman before sexual intercourse. This will prepare her for the event. It is done by placing the large nose in the vagina and at the same time, you must finger her clit and toss her salad.

Hey Dude, did you sleep w/ her last nite? Yeah, but first I did the tripod.

by J.P. Shepherd September 17, 2007