Trouser Willy

A penis created by your trousers when you sit down and your flies roll up. Not actually a penis.

"Wooaaahhh, look at how big my trouser willy is!"
"Phwoar."

by Joelle M May 21, 2008

Trouser Troll

A woman who is looking to get in your pants.
One who trolls for trouser snake.

I picked up a trouser troll at the club last night and woke up at a motel in a bathtub of ice with a missing kidney.

by Knowyershit October 5, 2012

Trouser Bark

1. Flatulence
2. The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract

After eating a bean burrito supreme Tito let out a trouser bark

by Travis Bell October 24, 2003

trouser snake

simply the snake in your pants (penis)

crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?

by squidwardo April 16, 2011

Trouser Wicket

Thant part of a "Man" which is unique to his Gender, where a woman would have a "Lady Place" (See "Lady Place").

The woman said to the man, "Mmmmmmy, your "trouser wicket" is all I desire to make my Lady Place complete.

by Newsles May 30, 2003

Trouser Chili

The result of pooping in one's pants. This is often done by truckers on long hauls because they like the way it feels, and also it is an inconvience to stop.

Also known as pants chili or undies con carne.

Rodney, a driver for Long Haul Trucking, made a steaming bowl of trouser chili while driving through Kansas City, MS.

by Gabbsie October 25, 2006

trouser jihad

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006