south of the border trouser marauder 

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

south of the border trouser marauder by butt weasel September 1, 2003

troosers 

Scottish pronunciation for pants.

You're naked, where's your troosers?

troosers by Adam DeVore September 13, 2006

trouser dyke

when 2 butches are dating

"you know, i know that lipstick lesbians are 2 femmes dating, and 1 femme and 1 butch, theyre just lesbians dating, but what happens if a butch dates a butch? what are they?" "trouser dykes"

trouser dyke by Marie57Ash66 January 17, 2008

Trouser Chili Dog 

A trouser chili dog is created when a guy accidentally diarrhea's his jeans and gets some on his plumper.

Alt. The "end" result of anal sex with a diarrhea sufferer.

Bob got really drunk at the frat party and served himself a double helping of trouser chili dog.

alt. Tom was taking it in the ass and left Sam with a trouser chili dog as a gift.

Trouser Chili Dog by hobotronic2037 February 27, 2011

Trouser boner 

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't

That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.

Trouser boner by Rowensg June 9, 2014

trouser sauce 

Trouser sauce refers to male ejaculate left visible on one's pants. Usually, trouser sauce occurs following a handjob or blowjob in an automobile.

After my girl jerked me off in the drivers seat, I had a bunch of trouser sauce all over my jeans.

trouser sauce by Nogimmicksguy May 31, 2016

trouser mauser 

The male sexual member

see beef bayonet

Put your trouser mauser away!

trouser mauser by Xlat September 2, 2003