tp

Short for tap water 💧

Hey do you have orange juice at your place, I’m thirsty? Nope, I only have tp, lol

by Tarap August 01, 2021

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023

#GeT Got enough TP?

Said to someone who is whining. TP stands for toilet paper. When you ask if someone's got enough TP or use the hashtag #GeT you are asking if someone needs more TP for comfort, for example to blow their nose or wipe their tears

John: You are always late, always always always and never on time
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?

by Sir Chivalry July 19, 2021

TP Raiders

People who simply go to all the stores and buy all the toilet paper because they think it will help with the coronavirus (COVID-19)

“Dude, look at all those fuckin TP Raiders!”

by coronavirusbs March 18, 2020

Papa TP

the king nd father of all toilet papers, he will make sure your ass is wiped clean and leave no bootyholes dirty.

Papa Tp was clutch in covid times

by PapaTP August 11, 2022

Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.

Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13

by Tiaryen April 16, 2020

TP Slide

When you slip the giant roll of toilet paper down your pants from Home Depot bathroom. Cuz there is no toilet paper at home

Man nobody has toilet paper, I did the TP Slidedown cuz I'm using socks at home..
Y'all think we can trade this for weed?

by WarChild April 04, 2020