Tourettes soldier

A person in the military who suffers from tourettes syndrome

Sgt Nelson- "Private casualty report"
Tourettes Soldier - "Tons of ASS!"
Sgt Nelson - "We need some covering fire coporal!"
Tourettes Soldier - " Cover my FUCKING NIPPLES!

by ufcfan71 January 1, 2012

gay tourettes

when a gay man has a sudden outburst of acting or saying something so gay and so obnoxious it can only be compared to Tourettes

Ryan was in the cafeteria and got excited talking about his new Target Curtains, that he had an attack of gay tourettes and shouted "they are FABULOUS"

by crzybehr69 January 1, 2012

tourettes of the fingers

To uncontrollably text vulgarities at someone your mad at.

Sorry about my texts last night I was a little drunk, I have a chronic case of tourettes of the fingers and foot in mouth disease, when I'm that way.lol

by Violet Skye's October 29, 2014

Chappelle Tourettes

Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"

Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"

Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"

Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."

by westfalia December 8, 2009

Typing Tourette's

Randomly typing a bunch of nonsense letters, symbols, and/or numbers, usually in IM, out of boredom, frustration, anger, or a random urge to do so.

Person A: Hellooooooo?
Person B: (IDLE)
Person A: fhas ufiody so jgkfhs8ojbfud ahg grye8gjreurd7897^&(^)&5 y7893728n578*&#2yuhgsgn8789&
Person B: Sorry i was gone
Person B: Geez, looks like someone has a mad case of Typing Tourette's

by VNNA$AUR!(: February 4, 2009

Tourettes Guy

A man who did not REALLY have tourettes, instead he acted like it for a while, then faked his death to stop having to bring shame on him and his family.

He's known to be funny, and spout random things, though it's all a big act.

It's another fad that people liked, then it got overboard.

The Tourettes Guy is alive and well.

by Da Milkman July 5, 2009

inbox tourette's

The condition of checking one's email compulsively as a way to postpone doing actual work, avoid interacting with unpleasant people, or put off having to consider the meaning of one's existence. A bogus definition from "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" that should be true.

I didn't expect Sally to answer my email on Christmas Eve; she has serious Inbox Tourette's.

by Joey JoJo Shabadoo Jr. December 10, 2008