by sunaslemon February 12, 2021
Get the touch grass mug.This word is used in situations where profanity is not acceptable. It would be used instead of asshole or douchebag, possibly even fuckface.
by asia30965 January 31, 2009
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Touch Me Here is a game with two players, namely a couple. The rules are simple: person one is allowed to touch person two anywhere at all on their body for a short amount of time -- and they don't always have to touch with their hands. Then, person two touches person one any way that they like in return.
The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.
It's a very simple game, as you can see.
The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.
It's a very simple game, as you can see.
Person One: Want to play Touch Me Here?
Person Two: Sure! How do you play?
Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.
Person Two: That sounds fun.
Person Two: Sure! How do you play?
Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.
Person Two: That sounds fun.
by jvhnocallaghan October 12, 2014
Get the touch me here mug.by Dankpapi_69 November 6, 2018
Get the toucher_of_cancer mug.DISCLAIMER: AVOID THE TOUCH TUNNEL AT ALL COSTS. READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK.
The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
Sam: Hey man, my girl went in the Touch Tunnel while I was in the bathroom and she never came out. Have you seen her?
Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
by Eeeeeeeee44444 November 8, 2018
Get the touch tunnel mug.To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.
Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.
by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007
Get the pants toucher mug.When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:
Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.
by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009
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