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chalen took

Man who takes a girls virginity with a small penis and doesn't pop her cherry.
Did you do a Chalen Took on that trick
by Jay PoseyDatDude13 July 9, 2016
mugGet the chalen tookmug.

Took his final shit.

A humorous way of saying he died. When people die they void their bowels. thus when one dies, they take their final shit.
After years of debauchery and self-degredation, Jacko took his final shit.
by your mom's buttplug April 11, 2011
mugGet the Took his final shit.mug.

you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are
“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”
by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023
mugGet the you took everything from memug.

Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case
Jazz “ They Took My Balls
Me “Ofc they would”
by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020
mugGet the Took my ballsmug.

tooke

Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."

Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023
mugGet the tookemug.

Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis
Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
by cucchiebug June 8, 2018
mugGet the Took a bulletmug.

Tooks

Similar to “pookie” tooks involves the words pookie and toosh.

Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.
See you later tooks”
I love you tooks”
by Eolhcm September 25, 2023
mugGet the Tooksmug.

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