Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case

Jazz “ They Took My Balls”
Me “Ofc they would”

by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.

Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.

by BigJD3 November 3, 2023

tooking

Interesting! You get this word by combining the past tense of the verb “take” with the ­ing form, i.e. “taking.”

It’s tooking me a long time.

by bluestinger66 December 21, 2023

Took

To have sex with. Many say this after having sex or while dirty talking someone after such activities.

Present tense: Taking

Boy #1: Dude, Taylor totally took my c0ck so deep last night.
Boy #2: Isn’t Taylor a guy? That’s kinda gay.
Boy #1: Whatever. Still a tight hole. He might be taking be again tonight.

by Animation cowboy December 26, 2023

tooks

can be the nonstandard plural form of the past tense of the verb take

Emily and Elizabeth just tooks off their jackets.

by bluestinger66 November 22, 2023

Took a shit on Bob

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023