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Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case
Jazz “ They Took My Balls
Me “Ofc they would”
by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020
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Sphincter took the jimmies

My sphincter took the jimmies and I ruined my clothes !
by Miss Gale March 18, 2023
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I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.
by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023
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Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.
Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.
by BigJD3 November 3, 2023
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tooking

Interesting! You get this word by combining the past tense of the verb “take” with the ­ing form, i.e. “taking.”
It’s tooking me a long time.
by bluestinger66 December 21, 2023
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Took

To have sex with. Many say this after having sex or while dirty talking someone after such activities.

Present tense: Taking
Boy #1: Dude, Taylor totally took my c0ck so deep last night.
Boy #2: Isn’t Taylor a guy? That’s kinda gay.
Boy #1: Whatever. Still a tight hole. He might be taking be again tonight.
by Animation cowboy December 26, 2023
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took a shit

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.
by liquified11 April 15, 2023
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