Tony

A great guy who eats really good ass, he eats ass so good that Jhene Aiko sings about hi. When he eats ass he eats them like groceries, all the girls who want to try something new as to getting their ass eaten always comes to him

Damn look at that girl and her behind, you know she needs a tony in her life

by YouBeLion February 21, 2017

Tony

A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.

Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."

by pretty smart person and friend July 19, 2016

Tony

fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.

"TONY STOP EATING MY FUCKING CEREAL!"
"MEOW HISSSSSSSS"

by buttdestroyer3000 April 28, 2019

Toni

A lying cheating ex-wife who gets preggers by the neighbor and then moves in with him and takes your kids to Cockeysville like 45 minutes away and you never get to see them anymore and who has you pay a ton in child support.

"Man that awesome sweet awesome handsome ex-husband totally got Tonied."

by The-ex February 4, 2010

Tony

That nigga that lives near rite aid and never answers the phone when his niggas wanna talk

Tony, god fucking damn it

by Deeznuts, mane April 10, 2020

Tony

A really great guy to hang out with but sometimes a little bit cocky. He usually enjoys video games and is really pretty. He's really funny and really appreciates favours, even if it's a small one. Often has blueish eyes and dark hair. An absolute sweetheart and a great guy to know, especially when you are down. Brightens up your day and never fails.

Girl: What's his name?
Guy: His name is Tony.

by _x5 May 22, 2018

Tony

A one eared loser

“Tony is really cool,” said no one ever

by Notthetokennerd November 8, 2018