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Tony

A dull, lame type of person who literally whines about how he did anything good, like, who the fuck cares? As expectations, he is still a very caring and lovely person and an ideal friend to have (sometimes). It is scientifically proven that a Tony usually will get you in fights but later sorry you by buying you ice cream. What a pussy, I mean still he bought you ice cream, didn't he? As once in your life, everyone should have experience a Tony in their life.
Tony! That guy who you were friends with?
Yeah! He's great!
But did you know that he could be a BITCH sometimes?
I'm fine with that, I am still glad to have a friend like him!
by MinecraftExpert101 April 4, 2019
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Tony

A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.
Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
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Tony

fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.
"TONY STOP EATING MY FUCKING CEREAL!"
"MEOW HISSSSSSSS"
by buttdestroyer3000 April 28, 2019
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Toni

A lying cheating ex-wife who gets preggers by the neighbor and then moves in with him and takes your kids to Cockeysville like 45 minutes away and you never get to see them anymore and who has you pay a ton in child support.
"Man that awesome sweet awesome handsome ex-husband totally got Tonied."
by The-ex February 4, 2010
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Tony

A really great guy to hang out with but sometimes a little bit cocky. He usually enjoys video games and is really pretty. He's really funny and really appreciates favours, even if it's a small one. Often has blueish eyes and dark hair. An absolute sweetheart and a great guy to know, especially when you are down. Brightens up your day and never fails.
Girl: What's his name?
Guy: His name is Tony.
by _x5 May 22, 2018
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Tony

Tony is ancient Icelandic used to describe people that have a certain elvish quality about them and could easily be confused with the hidden people of Iceland. Therefore tony translates as "one of the hidden people."
"Wow that guy looks like Legolas, he's definitely tony!"
by 45t45011i1j4 March 12, 2016
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Tony

Tonys are usually overweight and not very intelligent. However, don't let this stop you from befriending one! Tonys are super loyal and despite using curse words and getting mad at you at times, they will forever be by your side when you have a problem or obstacle coming your way.

Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!
Robert: Hey, isn't that Tony's 6th donut?
Me: Relax fella, Tony is a good guy, don't bully him
by Prideus April 10, 2019
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