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Tommy Texter

A person who texts non-stop and is texting at literally every moment you look at them!
Cool Tommy Texter, put your fucking phone away Dean.
by dontrellelewis32 December 31, 2011
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Tommy Throttled

1.)Acting or behaving like you got fucked out of your mind. 2.) A harcore car collision. 3.) Someone getting the hell whipped out of them. 4.) Drinking 40 drinks in Vegas = Tommy Throttled.
Johnny and I got Tommy Throttled last night after guzzling down 12 beers and 18 RBVs.

Wow did you see that Semi Truck Tommy Throttle that Toyota Camry?

Bobby got his face Tommy Throttled by the bouncer of that club last night.
by Cliff Aka Joah January 10, 2009
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tommies

Tommies are people who are native of Toms River NJ and are the sworn enemy of bennies. Every summer they wage war with the bennies from up north. Usually they just give wrong directions to them.
Benny: "How do you get to Seaside Heights?"
Tommy: "Go to Rt. 37, make a right and once you pass under the GSP and reach the hospital, you are almost there, just a few more miles past lakehurst, and the beach will be in front of you before you know it."
by Morgulking75 May 24, 2005
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Tommy

by Weiner1230 April 28, 2019
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Tommy

A sexual position in which a girl gets down and whispers into the male's ear about how good he is at call of duty while she gives him a hand job in which ranch is used as the lube of choice. To fully complete the position a picture of the male's father must be present and pointing awkwardly at the couple.
-Damnit how is this bitch gonna be able to Tommy me later, we're out of ranch dressing.

-Dude where's that picture of my dad, this skank from the bowling alley is going to come over and give me a tommy later.
by spongfunk March 6, 2010
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Tomomo

A crappy mary sue artist who rapes cannon characters and majorly sucks ass.
"Some girl at that con spit at me. She was such a Tomomo"
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tommy tank

to masterbate or play with ones slef
boy 1 : can you come out
Boy 2 : no im having a tommy tank
by singaman July 20, 2008
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