Tom

a turd.
I stelped on a big 'ol tom.
by Deep blue 2012 July 22, 2010
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Tom

A pale skinned alien demond, that has a head way to big for his body. Name often goes with Tom=ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! really scary,amd often follows kids preferably kids with the names Brandon or Joe. He wants to Rape these kids, and has secret layers in the janitors closet. If u sweep for his janitor minions the wrong way they will kill u. Overall Tom has a big head, stocks kids, and has pale scary skin.
Hey whos that really scary kid that went into the Janitors Closet???

Noooo thats Tom, and hes raping Joe and Brandon...........AAAAHHHH he just got on the mothership!!!!!!!!
by tomisrape May 21, 2009
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tom

Short for tomorrow in internet slang or chat programs/rooms. Another form of the abbreviation is "toms".
by Fred Wong February 29, 2008
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Tom

a Huge nerd living on earth. Tom usually a huge nerd who wears terrible clothing like shoes and has crappy shoes. Tom only has nerd friends or not very much friends
Guy 1~ look at that nerd
Guy 2~Thats a Tom
by tom lover October 27, 2011
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Tom

Some limp-dick asshole who thinks he's cool when rly he's a dickhead who does nothing but try an put people down and deprive them of their confidence.
Lewis who's that guy picking on Colin?
Matt his name is Tom and ya know what, I've fucking had it with that asshole!
by GhostOwl July 26, 2011
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Tom

The most amazing boy you will ever meet, funny, clever, sensitive and just all-round amazing. Tom is sensible and cute, any girl would be lucky to have him. The ocean be jealous of the blue of his eyes, the sun of his golden heart, a rainbow of his colourful soul. He is the strong black cup of coffee in a world drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love. Toms are recommended for people called: Alexa, Lex or Lexi.
Wouldn't Tom and Alexa make the cutest couple??
by Lex Sorrows March 12, 2017
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Tom

The type of guy who is a typical white guy and is the best boyfriend you can ask for.He also hangs out in the hood and hangs around a load of chicks.
'Tom is the best boyfriend ever!'
by RealDaddy978 November 8, 2016
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