the national holiday signifying the rebirth and resurrection of toast cans that occurred on november 28th.
“omg it’s toaster sunday!”
“happy toaster sunday toast cans!”
“and on this day, god reserected toast cans and toaster sunday was born.”
“happy toaster sunday toast cans!”
“and on this day, god reserected toast cans and toaster sunday was born.”
by toast mads 2.0 July 04, 2021
When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.
Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!
by DeeeZ September 25, 2018
The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.
by SadRadLad May 17, 2018
When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.
Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.
by penisenlargment May 28, 2017
Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"
Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"
Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"
by sk8ingdom February 16, 2009
by J. Stew Austin February 10, 2010
When someone has so much f****** money they can afford to have a toaster in every room of the f****** house. Typically a status only attained by ratchet hood rats with big cocks from Rhode Island.
CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
by chadfieldingstoneworth July 07, 2013