Desk Pop

When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.

Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.

by dp4vp May 28, 2018

why is a raven like a writing desk?

A riddle. From the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice In Wonderland. Carroll himself said "the riddle has no answer, unless it does. But it doesn't, however it might." the riddle is unsolved, except in China. They know everthing. It is often used to confuse or befuddle a friend.

Adam:"So why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Charles: O.o

by Almost Alice June 9, 2010

desk.27

the actual best mcyt tiktoker

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!

by desk.27 November 26, 2021

DESK-TROLLIN

Desk trollin (v) when you sit at your desk and play on your pc, your significant other goes under your desk to give you head while you play.

Dude I was playing Vanguard last night and my girlfriend surprised me with some desk-trollin. It was amazing

by AustinDee March 27, 2022

computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017

Desk Accessory

Desk Accessory is an Extra Needy person who fits great on your desk, make sure they're dirty though

A had a desk accessory on my desk and it was all dirty and Extra Needy

by Prince Of chaos September 4, 2025

The table desk of awesomness

Well your welcome

The table desk of awesomness

by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021