chair it up

used in heated situations meaning to settle down

For Christ sake I wasn't going to steal it, so chair it up man!

by jorgepj September 17, 2008

Bitching Chair

"The Bitching Chair" made famous by Short Stack an Australian band from Budgewoi which consist of Shaun Diviney (lead singer, lead guitar), Andy Clemmensen (back up singer, bass guitar) and Bradie Webb (drummer, keyboard player and dj). Short Stack mentioned the bitching chair in Short Stack TV (found on YouTube) episode 20 on the making of their smash hit Sway Sway Baby! The incident that caused the Bitching Chair was that on the way home from Groovin' the Moo (australian music festival) there was gum on Bradie's car seat and Shaun blames Andy and Andy blames Shaun. Andy proved his case by saying that Shaun had gum on his shirt and Shaun said that he did get gum on his shirt but he 'knows' Andy did it, because he always chews gum. These three boys adventures are hilarious and their second album comes out on November 12, 2010.

Now Bradie's in the bitching chair... Now who do you think put the gum on your chair?

I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it

by Madei is yours... November 16, 2010

Gaming Chair

Something that will and does give you an advantage in games.

get one.

Mike: BROOOO, That dude just flew!
Nathan: Frick, he has a goood gaming chair there.
Mike: -_- Seriously? Not funny.

by yes.simple.simple December 1, 2021

Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.

John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?

by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013

to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area

To get chaired tutorial!!

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by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022

A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.

Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

by 000000000000009000000000000000 May 21, 2011

Hatin' Chairs

Becoming so anihilated drunk that you start pushing chairs around.
The chairs may be bar stools, rocking chairs, or any other form of sitting furniture.
Most commonly done at a bar in front of a large group of witnesses but may also be done in other venues.
Exception: other forms of stationary objects may be substituted. In example: slot machines, trees, tables, etc

Shane "what are you up to brian?"
Brian "Hatin' chairs"

or

"I was totally hatin' chairs last night"

by bundas May 12, 2010