titbitchinniggercocker

One who has big flopping bitch tits and has the qualities of a female nigger with a cock in her mouth.

Would someone please shut that titbitchinniggercocker up. She really is ruining my day!

by Colby 87654 December 28, 2007

fat tities

It when something is like really cool.

person1:We just won the race war.
person2:Oh,thats the fat tities bro.

by jon smith tyyyy April 17, 2007

titi

A person who drives an Audi tt. Generally metrosexual business men or overly style concious men. They can not be driven without sun glasses and a "Nicky Clarke Haircut" .They are considered as being slighty gay by real car enthusiast. However, if they are driven my a female they are considered cool and very stylish provided her hair is straightend with GHDs and oversized designer sunglasses. They cars are quite fast but this is only to make up all the time waisted by the driver getting ready to make an appearance.

"look at dat titi" or "stop plaiting your ear hair, you titi!!"

by Nismoylan SR22 May 18, 2008

Lake Titicaca

When you take a giant diarrhea poop and it makes a puddle resembling a lake in her cleavage. If you lucky you get some drift wood or floating mystery corn.

A variation of the Cleveland Steamer

"Last night my girlfriend went swimming in Lake Titicaca."

"She's such a freak, I Titicaca'd da hoe."

by Beefalow Spin May 21, 2009

Titillatio

Titillatio is a pleasure which, in so far as it is related to the body, consists in one or more of the body's parts being affected more than the rest, namely, dem titties.

1) P69: Titillatio can never be good in so far as it is restricted to a part of the body and not the body in it's entirety.

2) "hey bro, I gave that girl some mind* blowing** titillatio on Friday night."

* "the idea of the body and the body, that is (by P13), the mind and the body, are one and the same individual. IIP21S

** Not to be confused with titto-fellatio, which is tittyfucking, with some mouth stuff.

There is no need for me to deal more

clearly, or at greater length, with this subject.

by Baruch_SpinoJ_69 August 29, 2017

Titi Wee Wee

Titi wee wee is a fat ass guy who tends to find tall black men very attractive and if you ever want to find titi wee wee you could find him at McDonald’s

Titi wee wee is so fcking fat

by Lysbi January 26, 2019

Shelf Tities

Natural breasts that are so huge and horizontal in orientation that they could in theory be used as a shelf of sorts. Shelf Tities most often occur on obese black women, but on occasion can be seen on massive white and hispanic women. Shelf Tities must be natural, ie, huge breasts created via breast implants do not apply.

Guy 1: Hey man, look at that fat woman over there.

Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!

Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.

by SSS383 October 30, 2007