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unlimited timeout rule

The last two minutes of a tightly contested professional or college basketball game whereby teams seemingly have an unlimited number of timeouts. With this rule, the final minutes of a game can take an eternity and force the viewer to sit through an unholy number of commercial breaks.
Girlfriend: How much time is left in that game you're watching?

Boyfriend: Only two minutes.

Girlfriend: Two minutes?! That's going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!
by jonnywords December 7, 2010
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Triangle Timeout Syndrome

A disorder that occurs in those who are unable to choose between two people of the opposite sex to date in fear of hurting the one they did not choose. As a result, the person will wait until the opportunity passes on both potential dates and remain single.
Drinker: Man I like both girls and they both like me, but I don't know who to ask out. I don't want to hurt the feelings of either one so I'm not going to bother with it and just stay as an acquaintance.

Bartender: Dude, you got triangle timeout syndrome.
by Konkakonka April 1, 2011
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The Timo Effect

Having the urge to purchase games with the false belief of that they'll enjoy it once they play it. Just to realize their mistake and how much regret they'll hold for the few weeks, just to repeat that same mistake again.
Man 1: "I really like the game that you're playing, I might buy it so we can play."
Man 2: "But I've never really seen you play this type of genre??"
Man1: "Yeah, but this one looks different, I'm sure I'll love it."
*Man 1 plays the game once, and never plays it ever again*
Man 2: "You're going through the Timo Effect."
by Katgoop May 11, 2021
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timo

OMG your ass looks weird do you have timo???
by roflpanttoffelf May 11, 2009
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Timotej

You are timotej- you have a small cock
by Pretr May 12, 2021
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Timolope

Racist character displaying low self esteem. Often compensates their low self worth by cheating at online games. Will change their name often as an attempt to avoid detection by fellow online gamers so as to facilitate a few more moments of cheating before being kicked by the community. Their scientific name is Tappedist Extremist.
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by inkology May 2, 2010
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Timeous

Timeous meetings cause elation ignoring imperfection celebrating places in contemplation of affection. The only thing of importance are unclimbed mountains, disturbing knowledge by defining washing fountains.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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