by Muthaphukker January 19, 2022
Get the Timber ticketmug. To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.
To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
by Ramin M August 1, 2006
Get the whip ticketmug. The best kind of cat you will ever meet! Sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! You will always want to he around this cute kitty! He never scratches and loves belly rubs!
by animal_luv_12 August 15, 2016
Get the Ticket Meowmug. Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
Get the Crap Ticketsmug. by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018
Get the just the ticketmug. A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
by adem g September 8, 2013
Get the Jizz Ticketsmug. Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.
Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.
by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009
Get the Floating a Ticketmug.