shadow thong

When a girl sends a nude picture of herself and it appears she has a thong. After close examination though, you can clearly see she doesnt. It's just a shadow that her fat makes.

"Dude I was so dissapointed when she was wearing a thong in the picture" "bro, she isnt wearing a thong, it's a shadow thong!" "eewww!"

by AEYIBE April 19, 2010

throner boner

A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.

also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.

'what are you doing sunday night?'

"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'

'Did you see last weeks' episode?'

"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"

by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015

bong throng

A number of people that seem to suddenly appear out of nowhere whenever you've recently purchased some good marijuana.

Just minutes after Grant scored some weed, a bong throng showed up at his house looking to hit that shit for free.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Emergency throne call

When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.

This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.

She's a dirty girl

by Krizbanger August 26, 2011

Game of Thrones

A show that uses gore and boobs to trick non-nerds/non-geeks into liking fantasy.

Jock in 2000: EWWWWW, you're talking about dragons and ice zombies? What a dweeb.

Jock in 2019: DRAGONS, ICE ZOMBIES, AND TITTIES!!!!!!!! PLS WATCH GAME OF THRONES
Geek: Oh-kay.

by Haxorino February 24, 2019

thong-dollaz

Money earned by strippers, especially if that money is stuffed into their underwear by strip club patrons. First used by Jeph Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible.

by Ben Jarvis December 10, 2008

Theoned

1. Slang for inflicting unwilling, horrifying male castration. 2. to inflict or undergo general horrific torture, including castration.

1. Joe: "Oh God!"

Tim:" What?"

Joe: "I just heard on the news ISISTheoned a reporter's dick!"

by "Like a wolf, but dire..." April 11, 2015