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I'll make you eat those words

I will make you take back what you just said
Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.

Mage: I'll make you eat those words.
by Light Joker March 16, 2004
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Thats Crazy!

Can be said in most situations after you havnt been listening to make it sound as if you were interested.
Bob: My mum just died...
Greg: Thats Crazy!

Jim: My holiday in france was great
Bill: Thats Crazy!

Kate: Tell me you love me!
Rick: Thats Crazy!
by dingleberrywell March 17, 2010
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Thats Wassup

Can be used in the place of "fa sho," as in to agree with another, or to give props to somebody for some tight shit
by Cheezie October 14, 2004
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thats what she said

"thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how:

"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.
innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this
phote: thats what she said
innocentgirl: that's what who said?
phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com
innocentgirl: still not gettin it
phote: ok so for example:
phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.
innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...
innocentgirl: lol
innocentgirl: wait
innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?
phote: i think you've got it...
innocentgirl: did she say that, too?
phote: haha yes
innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?
phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.
by photeman December 3, 2005
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thatsjustnotright.com

TJNR aka That's Just Not Right! forums.

The place to be if you like decent grammar. Some of the members are inept when it comes to spelling but we have grammar Nazis afoot who like to point out how stupid someone is for making a typographic error, generally while making their own in the process.

The forum consists of mainly Americans with a smattering of other countries represented. Admin consists of a seal fucker, an old drunk, a gay maintenance man and a Californian with too much time on his hands who's favourite hobby is visiting Mexico for cheap sex.

We have ATTENTION whores!
We have idiots!
We have pretentious fucks who like to think they are better than everyone else!
We have pretend women because everyone knows women don't know how to turn on a computer!
We have the tendency to run off anyone resembling a woman because we prefer the company of old fucks who need a bed pan, and the gays, I mentioned gays right?
We also have toast!

We also have a variety of different forum sections run by moderators with varying degrees of bitchiness and/or competency and pissing them off is like playing the slot machines, either way you are going to lose.

P.S: Bring a sense of humour. Throwing a tantrum over being told off is akin to wearing a large sign pinned to your ass saying 'Kick Me' and will be dealt with accordingly, by dealt with I mean made fun of by members and moderators alike.

*Membership to the TJNR forums is totally free and we do not sell subscriptions.
by ~vjay~ May 19, 2008
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A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".
"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"
by Supermajic September 10, 2005
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Thats my joint

Also used "Thats my song." Not a joint as in drug. Something that a being has great interest. But not a girl. Like a game or song.
(good song on the radio)..."This my joint"
by me May 13, 2005
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