crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
by littlejimmie March 9, 2019
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bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
by MecaChar February 2, 2021
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Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
by macstavern August 26, 2009
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Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."
by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012
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Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed
Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed
"Yo los, I was eating this girl out and she gave me a swamp biscuit."
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"
by The Oh So Easy June 8, 2015
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