snail dick

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
by tobo4564564 November 21, 2008
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Snail mail

Tax funded delivery of trash to your apartment daily, except on Sundays and certain holidays, all year long.
by SDLynn May 05, 2017
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snail tracks

When performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there clitoris on the customer's pants. During this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural sex lubricants will seep out of her vagina onto the recipiant of the lap dance.

After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.
DoocheBag 1: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh
by JayC2008 July 27, 2008
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Snail Eyes

When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.
Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?
by prosperousdefines December 13, 2020
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ass snail

Slow moving turd that is reluctant to vacate your ass
Dude whats keeping Al?
He is taking a shit.
Bro tell him to hurry that ass snail along we have places to go!
by RudeAz April 18, 2015
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snail party

It's that thing where you cover yourself in Vasaline and crawl on the floor until someone comes in with the salt
"Are you going to that snail party on Saturday?"
"Nah, man, that last one got way too salty."
by cc27 September 24, 2013
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snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.
"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"
by Zombie Assassin November 07, 2014
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