Secret guest

Cigarette butts in an almost empty beer can

Friend: "oooh shit, what the hell was that in the can?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"

by Tonyslick August 9, 2015

Secret milk

An obscure reference to something sexual, different for everybody. Many times refers to cum/breast milk.

I can't tell you what the secret milk is, it's a secret.

by Manure July 8, 2015

Secret Stripper

Secret Stripper aka Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich is a FULL COURSE MEAL!

Fan- OMG I love my secret stripper!!!!
Person- who tf is ur secret stripper??
Fan- O. My. GOD!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME U ANTI STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jackaverysbae March 3, 2019

Secret spy

Verb. To sneak up on somebody or to do something stealthily.

Mike - "I had to secret spy my way into that ho's house through the front door while her parents were asleep.. best night of my life."

Dillon - "Man, you're a badass. I wish I could be more like you."

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

Secret Beard

When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.

Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.

by siosays July 19, 2011

brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.

That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.

by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021