squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019

pecker dropper

A girl so ugly she makes your dick soft

Did you see that ugly chick over there?
Yeah, she's a real pecker dropper.

by britaknee90 October 12, 2013

Rainbow Pecker

The act of your partner vomiting up Lucky Charm's cereal on your schlong upon oral sex, typically resulting in a rainbow-like hue.

"Ay lads, looks like I got ye olde Rainbow Pecker last night with Becky..."

"Sorry boys, can't make the movie tonight. Got another case of the Rainbow Pecker."

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

Pecker Checker

When a female is caught checking out a mans package.

I caught Amanda pecker checking me. She is a pecker checker.

by DemBoys11 October 1, 2016

pecker ingester

One or many who ingest peckers on a regular basis (e.g) cock sucker - dick swallower.

One who uses the ingestion of peckers as sustenance (e.g) food

Your mother is a pecker ingester

by OTION KING October 13, 2017

Pecker Puncher

An obscure alcoholic drink.

Consists of a double shot of rye (preferably Alberta Premium) with one pickled jalapeno. Stir and enjoy.

Male Barkeep: what can I get you cuties?

Yeah bud lemme get a Pecker Puncher

Male Barkeep: Ooh, I love me a man of culture! One Pecker Puncher coming up!

by PRNDL321 October 12, 2020

Pecker sleeve

A Condom

Yo John go to the gas station and pick me up some pecker sleeves

by Mr gat May 12, 2020