by Drainage94 March 09, 2017
Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.
Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
by A gentleman from nantucket October 29, 2018
To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties
by Mikee T September 19, 2006
by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022
noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
by Narf November 28, 2017
A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.
I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.
by Jeaniesgotagun April 05, 2022
An animal that Jr carr and Nic-Nic wilson made up. It doesnt exist. So dont believe the stories about the Gopher Lizards.
by lolligagger69 April 22, 2009