Jazz

A really big wee that feels so good when you do it.

I was holding it in all day, and when I got home I jazzed as soon as I got in.

Aaaah that was one lush Jazz!

by afrodaz April 28, 2010

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Jazz Run

Placing your hands on the small of your back and gracefully running around, preferably while smiling.

"I just saw the UVM Pep Band jazz running across the street to Steak 'n Shake!"

by liveand_letdie22 April 7, 2010

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Jazz Cabbage

Another name for marijuana.

Tim: Hey, I just got some dank jazz cabbage. Let's go out back and get lit.
Dennis: Alright!

by CowBellJoe October 26, 2018

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Jazz Towel

A towel used exclusively for cleaning up ejaculate.

No don't use that towel Kelly, that's the jazz towel

by Joost911 August 15, 2010

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Traditional jazz tracks overdubbed with a trip hop and/or Bossa Nova bassline. The freshened up melody is then laced with violins, vibes or live arrangements to create movement. If vocals are added, they are often by an emerging eclectic vocalist or sampled classic jazz lyrics. Nu jazz is a fusion of old jazz rhythms and modern mucical textures. Commercially, the generic version of the sound is branded as lounge music. Nu jazz has a click and a twist, the music has a silky feel and the ability to create a glossy atmosphere with a cool energy that has some soul.

Traditional jazz is classic, nu jazz drops it in an updated suit from rue du Faubourg Saint-Honoré.

by Walter Bond March 23, 2007

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Jazz Flute

A particularly multi-syllabled, smooth yet punchy, moderately lengthy passing of gas, the tone of which most often progresses from a lower to higher pitch.

While in the gym shower, Gerald, perhaps a little overly eager to impress the guys at his new school, shot up his hands, hiked a leg and shouted "jazz flute!" and proceeded to rip a long and unfortunately colorful fart. A nearly perfect jazz flute ruined by a spicy burrito lunch. Thankfully, the shower was already turned on.

by The Fake Jerms December 9, 2008

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