The baddest bitches ouchea. Fuck Dallas, HOUSTON is #1 when it comes to the females that live there. The women in Texas are overall one of the most beautiful, talented and intelligent in the states, but Houston takes the cake.
“Did you know Megan Thee Stallion is from Houston?”
“Of course she is, houston women are top 2 but they ain’t 2.”
“Of course she is, houston women are top 2 but they ain’t 2.”
by mispelledjam December 31, 2019
Get the houston womenmug. by AB365 January 16, 2022
Get the Houstonmug. Houston is really nice and understanding is big in goals and dreams is good at hiding his feelings besides that houston is so handsome, fine, hot intelligent, majestic houston is very honest too he cares a lot but he’s mostly busy
Houston -Stop with ur attitude
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you
by user4242738981 November 21, 2023
Get the Houstonmug. by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022
Get the Houstonmug. The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League West Division. They cheated their way to a World Series win in 2017 with a center field camera and by banging a trash can to let the batter know what pitch was coming. In 2018, they traded in the trash can for a buzzer that 5’6” Jose Altuve from Hobbiton stuck up his butt. The Astros have long been known to have something dirty on MLB commissioner Robb Manfred, as he let them keep the trophy, the trash cans and even the butt buzzers.
Derek totally stole my idea and then went to my boss, Jim with it. Jim loved the idea and gave him a raise. Derek Houston Astro’d me
by Aggieelmore July 24, 2023
Get the Houston Astro’dmug. by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018
Get the Houston Kool Aidmug. The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.
by G81 May 5, 2021
Get the Standby Houstonmug.