An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.
by urwerstenemy January 26, 2015
Get the Zachary James Laidlawmug. by Fiercee#1 April 5, 2009
Get the Zachary Vance Hlavacmug. A really hot 🥵 juicy scrumptious little boy with big jooblie doobies that make your mouth drool with cream.
His gorgeous blue eyes make you want to see his rim 🤩🤩🤩 not that I haven't seen it already ;)
Big dong splurging from his pants makes you want to squeal and jump up and down on the big girthy thing
His gorgeous blue eyes make you want to see his rim 🤩🤩🤩 not that I haven't seen it already ;)
Big dong splurging from his pants makes you want to squeal and jump up and down on the big girthy thing
by The Lean Green Bean March 2, 2022
Get the Zachary Joseph Jamesmug. person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching
Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*
Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*
by Pootoshj May 2, 2022
Get the Zachary Gary Goldbergmug. A really annoying and unfunny person who cares about no one else but himself.
The only thing he likes doing is putting people down.
The only thing he likes doing is putting people down.
by Ehyswggwgysyavsywgsjdjidy November 26, 2021
Get the zachary razamug. by hoodsuncobberdoodle October 29, 2019
Get the Zachary Simonmug. A man stuck in time that has seen Judgment Day and lives the rest of his life as a proselytizing monk, showing kids the way of Preterism, and his cock
by Sexman Monarch June 12, 2019
Get the Zachary Owen Johnsonmug.