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Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth
Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?
by Donkeyrectum August 2, 2015
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Sliding trombone

Two dicks in one hole thus the shafts of each penis would have to touch. The gyrating motion of sex would cause each shaft to slide past the other. This issue can happen on purpose or accident.
Micah and Tim were banging Cindy one in the pink and one in the stink when Micah slid out and instantly joined Tim in a sliding trombone
by wtf325! July 19, 2017
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The Trombone Section

the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.
"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"
by yaboygerard November 14, 2019
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Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.
Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.
by Stretch_Carrot December 1, 2019
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The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020
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Sliding Trombone

To perform a long, stroking, wet blow/hand job.
by sd92 March 2, 2012
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Trombone player

They are typically like all low wind player gooffy in a fun way and are the smartest in the band.
They also make the best Drum Majors. They also pull all of the color gaurd. cause they hot
Wow that Trombone player is so cool
I know
by Trombone gang December 22, 2022
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