snail dick

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

Snail mail

Tax funded delivery of trash to your apartment daily, except on Sundays and certain holidays, all year long.

My recycle bin is full of snail mail.

by SDLynn May 5, 2017

snail tracks

When performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there clitoris on the customer's pants. During this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural sex lubricants will seep out of her vagina onto the recipiant of the lap dance.

After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.

DoocheBag 1: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh

by JayC2008 August 21, 2008

Snail tweet

A conventional postcard. As with Twitter, there is limited space for conveying the message.

You should see the snail tweet I got from Mary, while she was over in New Zealand. The scenery is gorgeous. She says she doesn't want to come home.

by cwhaley April 24, 2009

Snail Chat

The slowest form of electronic chatting and/or texting. A compilation of one line emails back and forth between two, or more people. To email short emails back and forth as if it were chatting, or texting.

Subj: Pick up milk? <send>
Pick up milk?

Re: Pick up milk?
Okay...need bread too?

Re: Re: Pick up milk?
yes...that too

Re: Re: Re: Pick up milk?
Okay, stop the snail chat! Just text me!

by Ravenradda March 19, 2011

Snail Eyes

When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.

Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?

by prosperousdefines December 13, 2020

Immortal Snail

Something from your past that benefited you then but haunts you now

Picking that option was like allowing that immortal snail to follow me.

by TheFalsehoodguy December 18, 2021