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Status hoe

The girl who enters into relationship with a guy just to keep up with the status quo and peer pressure. She does not love him, she wants to possess him as if he's an object, which she can proudly show-off.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.
Jon: My girlfriend broke up with me last night saying she wants to focus on her goals.

Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.
by Knight of Grey Rock March 10, 2019
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status obsessioning

1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.

2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.

3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame

4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
status obsessioning:

1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...

2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!

3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..

4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**
by theoriginalnax February 11, 2010
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Jamar Status

Extreme innapropriateness. Showing up uninvited and demanding VIP.
Guy1: Dude I'm at the white house innagural ball, you should come... just say my name at the door!

Guy2: That is so JAMAR STATUS! How did you get in?!
by C. SNOW July 29, 2011
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walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
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Marti Status

Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed
by scammer greens April 27, 2021
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mitchell status

Its a person that has foreskin.
by Berick johnson May 9, 2018
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Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.
Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.
by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012
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