Sea Santa

A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.

Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.

by Megacube December 24, 2014

bit at sea

a bit unsure, uncertain

He seems a bit at sea since his brother died. They were close.

by VAKI5 May 09, 2005

Seedamocker Sea

Colloquially known as 'the sea of deep yogurt',
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.

If you can't float your boat
on Seedamocker Sea,
you probably can't float it anywhere.

by alteregoboy December 04, 2006

sea nymph

Sea nymphs are deities from Greek mythology. The reside in the seas and are described as playful and sexually attractive young women that were loved by many. Sea nymphs usually have beautiful singing voices and are said to protect sailors at sea as opposed to sirens that were said to lure and kill them.

Chad: Dude ive heard sirens are these hot chicks in the sea that sing to seduce sailors.

Jason: Yea but, like, then turned into a monster and killed them. Nah, sea nymphs are way cooler.

by cryptic feline March 23, 2019

sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.

she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months

by shedevil666 December 28, 2016

sea scrotum

A "Sea Scrotum" is a week old shaven

prickly ball sack that resembles a young sea urchin

The "Sea Scrotum" is a weapon spiked ball mounted on the base of the shaft, resembling a sea urchin, usually with a long spike extending straight from the top and many smaller spikes around the base of the head. The spikes distinguish it from the prick, which can have, at most, flanges or small knobs.

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 12, 2019

Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 16, 2019