posted in the cut

To stand in an outdoor area near a cut through or passage around a fence, building, or other physical barrier for the purpose of selling recreational pharmaceuticals. Standing posted in the cut enables the entrepeneur selling said recreational pharmaceuticals to quickly escape if law enforcement approaches as the law enforcement officers' vehicles will hindered by the barrier

Tyrone: Yo, whassup?
Jamal: Nothin' man. Just posted in the cut trying to make some dollar bills, yo.
Tyrone: You better watch out man, I just saw some undercovers around the way.
Jamal: Thanks, Dawg.

by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006

necro post

To bring life to a dead thread; to post in a thread that hasn't had any new posts for a considerable amount of time

Nice necro post, moron! No one has posted in this thread since 1988...UNTIL NOW!!!!

by DarthKirby001 November 1, 2004

post #95

stick it in her pooper

Person one: man, my girlfriend has been bitchy lately

Person two: Post #95

by sjsharky October 9, 2008

Post up

means you and someone are gonna fight, y'all about to get em up.

if she talk about me or my crew one more time , we gonna post up after school.

by G0LD3N May 4, 2015

Bawl Post

When, after posting a comment on a friends wall, instantly regretting clicking enter. Deleting the post does no good as an email with the content has been sent to the recipient. You proceed to bawl after completing the Wall Post.

Travis "Last night I wrote on Meghan's wall telling her that I really liked her...I just wish I could take it back"
Jay "That's a brutal bawl post man"
Travis "I cried for hours"

by J.Thakore April 27, 2009

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

post-maloned

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."

by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017