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Melvin

Typically a white kid from a gated suburban neighborhood, typically comes from a white collar family. Benefits from the system, while simultaneously attempts to blend into friend groups that are mostly made up of poorer blue-collar persons, mostly for materialistic and/or social purposes.

A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.

You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
“Yo dude, didn’t that guy say he hated Mexican immigrants?”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025
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Melvin

George’s pet python she used to scare off kit
George threw Melvin at kit
by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022
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Melvin

melvin is a man with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack. He is also very kind.
Oh, look over there, that guy is so melvin
by gayman69429 April 17, 2020
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Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.
"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."
by HFSP January 26, 2021
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melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021
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melvin

a person who is a total nerd during the years 1998-2002
by @mrkulci August 24, 2018
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Melvin

Melvin pounded my chocolate starfish yesterday and it still hurts
by faggotniggergaming2 February 7, 2025
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